Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in boozytheclown's LiveJournal:

Thursday, October 12th, 2006
1:10 pm	Please, tell me more about Boozy the Clown. [MM] Dearest MM, Let me start by saying fuck you. I am not a clown one would hire for a kids party. Unless of course you were throwing a "kids learn how to make Boozy a martini" party. I don't make balloon animals nor do I indulge in face painting. I am only concerned with where my next drink is coming from. Want to be Boozy's friend? Get me a drink. Truth be told, it's not easy being a clown. People love to feed a clown shots of booze, yet then call me evil or mean, and some are even scared of me, when I merely give shit back two-fold that I am given. Is that so wrong? I think not. If we ever meet, get me a drink. Bourbon. Boozy (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 5th, 2006
12:04 pm	back like the plague you bitches. Bourbon and cheep beer is the order for the day. And on hallowween. So what if i cant spell. delight in it. (Comment on this)
Friday, October 14th, 2005
8:17 am	Who want's some of Boozy's softserve explosion? Current Mood: tipsy and gassy (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
12:07 pm	So, who here likes to make "adult beverages"? Perhaps one of you chaps should prepare Boozy a Parylized Polynisian. That should get me started. Then a bottle of Beam to sort out the night. nolovelostx is a baby.... (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
9:39 am	Hello Fuckers! (that's what we call a "term of endearment") How are you Parcheesi playing sluts doing today? Does anyone have a shot of Jag for Boozy? (2 Comments |Comment on this)