welcome to thunderdome bitches

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:15:13 GMT

Please, tell me more about Boozy the Clown.

[MM]

Dearest MM,

Let me start by saying fuck you. I am not a clown one would hire for a kids party. Unless of course you were throwing a "kids learn how to make Boozy a martini" party. I don't make balloon animals nor do I indulge in face painting. I am only concerned with where my next drink is coming from. Want to be Boozy's friend? Get me a drink. Truth be told, it's not easy being a clown. People love to feed a clown shots of booze, yet then call me evil or mean, and some are even scared of me, when I merely give shit back two-fold that I am given. Is that so wrong? I think not.

If we ever meet, get me a drink. Bourbon.

Boozy

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:09:13 GMT

back like the plague you bitches. Bourbon and cheep beer is the order for the day. And on hallowween. So what if i cant spell. delight in it.

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:21:35 GMT

Who want's some of Boozy's softserve explosion?

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:10:04 GMT

So, who here likes to make "adult beverages"? Perhaps one of you chaps should prepare Boozy a Parylized Polynisian. That should get me started. Then a bottle of Beam to sort out the night.

nolovelostx is a baby....

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 14:42:22 GMT

Hello Fuckers! (that's what we call a "term of endearment")

How are you Parcheesi playing sluts doing today? Does anyone have a shot of Jag for Boozy?